Amper naweek!!!

Hello almal,

Het heeldag amper in die strate gele. Was net nie lus vir die kantoor vandag nie, toe ry ek maar rond saam my vriendin wat saam my werk. Lekker bottomless koffie gedrink by mug & bean. Hulle het die lekkerste kaas en tamatie toebies. Daar aangekom...en toe loop ons onself vas in van die ander mense van ons kantoor. Wys jou, mens moet versigtig wees as mens iets skelm doen, hehehe. Ek wonder wie het die grootste geskrik, ons of hulle.

Met die gewig gaan dit goed, het nog 300 gram verloor. Dit sit sommer 'n huppel in my stap as die skaal mooi met my is. So dis nou amper 5 kilo's. Gypsyjo, dis die groot ding. Jy moet eet, al is jy nie honger nie. Dis vir my ook maar 'n gesukkel om te eet. Veral in die oggende. Mens is skaars wakker dan moet mens eet. Jy moet maar oe toeknyp "and bite the bullet"

Miskien het julle dalk raad. Die vriendin van my wat saam my werk is enkel ouer. Haar tienerseun ruk heeltemal handuit. Die vertel reguit vir haar hy haat skool en hoekom moet hy skoolgaan, hy kan geld maak met sy talente. Die kind se pa help ook glad nie met die saak nie, inteendeel hy vererger dit net. Sy probeer baie sterk wees voor my, maar ek is ook 'n ma en ek kan sien die trane sit nie ver nie. Ek haar vandag gese sy sal moet tuff raak met die mannetjie. Indien julle dalk raad het, sal ek dit vir haar oordra.

Jy kan daai mooi goeters copy en paste en dit post soos jy jou postings post. Dit sal gaaf wees as jy dit doen. Ek sit so paar oulike leesgoedjies vir julle hier:

Marriage (Part I )

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules:

I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I
don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I
won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with
my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are
my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here
at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary!


The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"


"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)


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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either," and storms out of the house.


After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends
and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband
says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother
of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to
go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"


His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."


RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight.


Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up."


Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.

Hier is paar fotos, wat glo veroorsaak dat mans gay word..............

Nou ja mense, ek hoop julle geniet dit. Lekker aand vir julle.

Groete

Sonneblom